- They took away coffee cups at work. O RLY?
- I'm going running tomorrow. Considering that I'm getting to that point where I have to breathe hard just to move about, I'm not optimistic. Somebody's gotta keep me to task.
- Overheard at my call center job: "If you want this done right, you'll stay on the phone with me. Otherwise, another customer comes in." I love high quality customer service.
- Overheard talking to a customer: "Did you hear what I asked you? DID YOU HEAR ME?" Way to treat the customer.